Pak Jokes

Rabri Devi died and went to hell (as expected…)

As she stood in front of Yamraj, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.

She asked, “What are all those clocks?”

Yamraj answered, “Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.”

Rabri : “Oh”, “Who’s clock is that?”

Yamraj : “That’s Gautam Buddha’s. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.”

Rabri : “And whose clock is that?”

Yamraj : “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life.”

Rabri : “Where’s my Laloo’s clock?”

Yamraj : “Laloo’s clock is in my office, I’m using it as ceiling fan”.