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8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!” Snowman
7. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes
6. Along with presents, Santa leaves hefty bill for shipping and handling.
5. By the time he gets to your house, all he has left is foam packing.
4. Christmas day, your kid wakes up with a Reindeer head in his bed.
3. Instead of “Naughty” or “Nice”, Santa has him on the stupid list
2. Labels on all your kid’s toys read “Straight from Craptown.”
1. Four words: “Off my lap, Tubby!”
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on Friday, January 11th, 2008 at 12:00 am and is filed under Holiday Jokes, Sardar Jokes.
posted on January 19th, 2008 at 10:20 pm