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Loading ...LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man, but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti. Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!
(5 votes, average: 2.6 out of 5) Loading ...Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!
(2 votes, average: 1 out of 5) Loading ...CIRCUIT : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kyu likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5) Loading ...MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5) Loading ...Munna : Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette ek tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.
Patient : Toh mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.
(4 votes, average: 1.5 out of 5) Loading ...Ek patient Munna Bhai k paas aaya, Munna nay uss ka chek-up kiya aur bola
Munna : Tumharay pass ziyada waqt nahi hai
Patient : Meray pass kitna time hai.
Munna : Dus (10)
Patient : Kya Dus…. Minute….. Ghantay………. Din……?
Munna : No (9), Aath (, Saat (7),…….
(3 votes, average: 1 out of 5) Loading ...Munna: Bolay to apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga.
Patient: Kyun???
Munna: Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain.
Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.
(2 votes, average: 2.5 out of 5) Loading ...Raat ka time jab Munna aur Chinkie apnay bed room mien so rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji.
Voice: Aray doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay nay blade kha liya hai.
Munna abhi jaanay k liye tayyar hi hota k dobara phone aata hai.
Voice: Doctor Sahab! Aab aanay ki koi zaroorat nahi, meray husband ko shave k liye doosra blade mil gaya hai.
(2 votes, average: 2 out of 5) Loading ...Munna : Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit : Aey Bhai!!! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna : Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai.
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5) Loading ...Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.
Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!
But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.
Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.
Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!’
Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.
Give me two reasons why I should go to school.
Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the Principal!
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