Pak Jokes

Yo mama so fat, the whales sing

Yo mamma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang “We are family!”

What do JFK Jr. and a penguin have in common?
They’re both cute as hell and can’t fly!

Yo’ mama so old, her dreams are in black and white!

Yo mama is so fat, when she went to the doctor’s office, they weighed her on the Richter scale!

Yo mama is so fat, when she went to the doctor’s office, they weighed her on the Richter scale!

hides her face
yo momma so ugly she hides her face when she go out in public

area code
yo mama is so fat one side of her butt has a different area code

hole in it
yo mamma’s so stupid she bought a donut then took it back cos it had a hole in it

Water Bed

Yo mama so fat she went to sears to get a water bed and instead they covered the pacific ocean with a blanket.

voice mail
yo mama is so stupid i saw her yelling in an envelope i said wat are you doing she said sending voice mail.