Pak Jokes

So Cross Eyed

Yo mamma’s cross-eyed, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!

Mama so stupid!

Your Mama is so stupid, she sits on the Television and watches the sofa.

Let there be light!

Your mamma is so fat, when God said let there be light,she had to move!

knock knock 2

knock knock: Whos there?
JO.
JO who.
JO momma.

kicking cans

your momma’s so poor when she was kicking a can on a street someone asked her what she was doing she responded”I’m moving my house.

Haunted house

Yo mama is so ugly she walked into a huanted house and came out with an application.

Fat Feet

Yo Mamma’s so far, a friend showed her a picture of her feet.

She didn’t recognize them.

Eyelids

Your Momma’s so fat, when she blinks, her eyelids clap!

Do you know what the difference between yo momma and the titanic?

The titanic sunk, yo momma floats.

Yo mamma’s so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits A-R-O-U-N-D the house.