Pak Jokes

Once a Sardarji goes to a mirror shop to buy a mirror.He wanders all over the shop before the shopkeeper comes and asks him,”May I help you?”.

Sardar: “I want a very strong mirror”.
Shop keeper: “Try this one sir!Its just Rs.1000/-”

Sardar: “Is it really that strong?”
Shop keeper: “Yes sir. If u want to know, you can throw this mirror from 100 storeyed building. This mirror does not breaks upto 99 floors sir!!”

Sardar: “Wah! bahuth badiya hai!!”
He pays the shop keeper and leaves with that mirror!!

A bus fell into lake, everyone swimmed across to save their lives.

Suddenly Sardar jumps in searches for someone, when asked whom he seaching for.

Sardar said, “Sala conductor ne change nahi diya tha.”

Jeeto: Sharam aani chahiye, tumhare Banta ki bibi ke saath sambandh hain.

Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala?
Jeeto: Kal Banta aaya tha, usne tumhara underwear pehna hua tha.

Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach :
Sardarji 1: Praaji , Isse ‘beach’ kyo kaheete hai?
Sardarji 2: Tumhe nahi pata?

Sardarji 1: Nahi pata.
Sardarji 2: Woh to aasmaan aur zameen ke beech mein hai issliye issai beach kahete hai.

Sardar is napping on the lawns of cross-maidan, next to a donkey.

A passer-by asks him, “Sardarji, do you know what time it is?”

Sardar lifts a leg of the donkey and says, “5:00 pm”.

Another passer-by asks him for time. Sardar does the same thing again and tells him the time.

All this while a curious person has been watching what is going on. He approaches the Sardar and asks, “Arre, sardraji, kya bat hai, gadhe ki taang utha ke time bata sakte ho!”

Sardar coolly says, “Arre bhai, gadha beech mein soya hai, to woh rajabai tower ki ghadi nahin dikhti, isliye uski taang uthani padti hai…”

While having a brain check up…
Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Sardar : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
Sardar : Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?
Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
Sardar : Because that proves that I have a brain!

Once Santa Singh and Banta Singh were going in a jungle, Suddenly they saw one tiger coming towards them.

To save themselves they climbed a tree and both sat on one branch. The tiger came under the tree and sat down.

Santa told Banta, ” Yaar just to pass Time Why don’t you sing some song”

Banta Singh started to sing. After singing four songs Banta hanged upside down on the branch and then again sung four songs.

Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area.

The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence.

“They should not put up such misleading notices,” said Banta Singh.

It said, “Fine For Parking Here.”

A Sardar came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father’s death.

“The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm,” the clerk told him.

“Main toh lut jaoonga,” exclaimed the Sardar.

“My father was 182 cms tall.”

Sardar complained to his friend about his wife.

“My wife never agrees with anything I say. And we have been married for six years.” said Sardar.

Mrs Sardar intervened, “Not six we have been married for seven years!”