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anta called his friend Santa and told him that he recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?Santa said, “Send her some flowers and on the card invite her for a home-cooked meal.”
Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman.
The day after the meal Santa calls Banta and asks about the meal.
Banta, “It was a flop idea.”
Santa, “Didn’t the girl come to your house?”
Banta, “She did, but she refused to cook!”
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Buffalo par baithe ek Sardar ko Traffic Police ne roka aur puncha, “aapka helmet kahan hai?” Fine lagega.
Sardar replied, “baawle dhyaan se dekh neche!”
“4 wheelar hai.”
Buffalo par baithe ek Sardar ko Traffic Police ne roka aur puncha, “aapka helmet kahan hai?” Fine lagega.
Sardar replied, “baawle dhyaan se dekh neche!”
“4 wheelar hai.”
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Old man Santa limped into the doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, my knee hurts so bad, I can hardly walk!”
The doctor slowly eyed him from head to toe, paused and then said, “Mr. Santa, just how old are you?”
“98!” Santa announced proudly.
The doctor just sighed, and looked at him again…
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Once Sardarji was waiting for a bus. After some time bus arrives and does not stop where the Sardarji was standing.
Sardarji keeps running to catch a bus. And after some 500 meters bus stops.
Sardarji ask question to the driver : Oye driver, kya ye bus teri maa lagati hai?
Driver : No
Sardarji : Toh kya ye teri sister lagati hai?
Driver again says : “NO.”
Sardarji : Toh phir chadane ku nahi deta?
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Santa is driving down a road and sees a sign that says, “Watch for Fallen Rocks.”
A few kilometres later, he sees some rocks at the side of the road, so he stops and picks them up.
When he gets to the next town, he carries the rocks into the Highway Maintenance office and puts them on the counter.
“Here are your fallen rocks,” he says to the man behind the counter. “Now where is my watch?”.
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An elderly Punjabi admitted to the intensive care department of a hospital requested that he has taken lessons in French. The doctor was puzzled and asked him why?
“Well, French is the language of heaven,” he sighed. “I want to be able to communicate with everyone in heaven if I die.”
“But how are you so sure that you will end up in heaven? You might go to hell. What good will French do you then?” asked the doctor.
“That will no problem. I am fluent in Punjabi.”
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Just as Santa was about to fall asleep, his wife shook him and said, “I hear someone breaking in.”At least two nights a week for twenty years Santa had gone through this. He knew that the only way he would get any rest was to go and check it out. So, he went out for a routine check.
When Santa entered the den he was suprised to see a thief. The man held a gun on him and continued to rob the house.
As the theif was about to leave Santa said, “You have to go and meet my wife, Jeeto.”
The thief said, ” Why would you want me to meet your wife?”
Santa replied, “Well, she`s been expecting you from 20 years.”
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One Sardar was going to Chandigarh from pune by a air-india plane.He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array.
But as soon as the Sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady.
After some time the old lady came and requested the Sardarji to leave the side seat.
But the Sardaji told, “I want to see the view from the window and shall not leave”.
The old lady then complained to the air hostess .The air hostess requested the Sardarji to leave that seat but Sardarji did not leave.
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Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space.
The ground control issues commands “Rubi!” “Woof!” (its the barking sound) “Press the red button.” “Woof! Woof!”
“Moti!” “Woof!” “Press the white button.” “Woof! Woof!”
“Sardarji!” “Woof.” “Stop barking, feed the dogs and don’t touch anything!”
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Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour.
One day she hung up after 25 minutes….
“What is the matter today? asked her husband. “Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone.”
“I got a wrong number,” replied Mrs. Banta Singh.
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