Pak Jokes

What do you call a musician without a significant other?

Homeless

Jump in the river

Oh , go cry me a river and jump in it

your rights
Wear short sleeves: Support your right to bare arms!

4 potatoes
Q: If there were 4 potatoes in a room, which one would be the prostitute?
A: The one that’s labeled “IDAHO”

blind guy
Q.How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
A. It’s not hard.

impotent loser
Q: What’s the definition of an Impotent Loser?
A: A guy who can’t even get his hopes up.