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Loading ...10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he thinks his babysitter is gay. "Whatever makes you think THAT?!!?" says mom. Timmy replies, "Because his dick tasted like shit!"
(5 votes, average: 4 out of 5) Loading ...A kilometre.
Teacher : Peter how do you define a kilometre ?
Peter: It’s easy sir even an infant could tell it.
Teacher : Then tell me.
Peter : Sir a kilometre is the distance in meters you can travel by carrying a load of a kilogram.
(5 votes, average: 3.8 out of 5) Loading ...there was a lady and she had 3 children and one day 1 went up 2 her and said mummy why is my name rose, the lady answers ‘because i dropped a rose petal on u when u were born the next child says ‘why am i called daisy , the lady answers because i dropped a daisy on u when u were born , her next child says ‘asjkct7buitof75hj’ the lady says shut up fridge
(2 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5) Loading ...Knock Knock Who’s their Orange Orange who Orange you glad i didn’t say banna.
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