Pak Jokes

Conversation between George W. and his National Security Advisor, Condolezza Rice

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That’s what I want to know.

Don’t even try to mess with me…

3 chhipkliyan diwar pe chal rahi thein.

Ek ne gana shuru kiya

Jaisey hi gana band kiya baki ke do gir padein!

Bolo kyon?

Stupid eis liye

Baki dono ne tali bajai…

A sher is getting married in jungle. There is a big bash and all animals are dancing to the tune of loud music being played.

In a corner a chooha too is dancing.

He is asked, “Are bhai choohe, aap kyu nach rahe ho?”

“Mere chote bhai ki shadi hai…Nachunga Nahin?”

“Sher kabse aapka bhai hone laga?”

“Shadi se pehle main bhi sher tha!”, replied chooha.

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Ek Gadha : Yaar mera malik mujhe bahut maarta hai.
Dusara Gadha : To tu bhag kyu nahi jata.

Pehla Gadha : Bhag to jata par yahan future bada bright hai …
malik ki khoobsurat beti jab shararat karti hai to malik kahta hai, “teri shadi gadhe se kar dunga…!” bas isi ummeed me baitha hoon…!!!

A frog telephoned the psychic hot line and was told, “you are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you.”

The frog said, “That’s great! will I meet her at a party, or what?”

“No,” said the psychic, “next term…in her biology class.”

A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?“

The bartender confused, tells the duck that no, his bar doesn’t serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns and says, “Got any grapes?”

Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes and furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell,

“Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!”

The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, ”Got any nails?“
Confused, the bartenders says no.

”Good!” says the duck, “Got any grapes?”