Pak Jokes

TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

PAPPU: A teacher

Two girls were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says,“Why are you arguing?”

One girl answers, “We found a ten dollar and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”

“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher,”When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”

The girls gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was wildlife Zoology.

After one week, a test was held.

The professor passed out a sheet of paper divided into four squares. In each square was a carefully drawn picture of a bird’s legs. No bodies,no feet, just legs.

The test asked each student to identify the birds from their legs.

The student sat and stared at the test getting angrier every minute.

Finally, he stomped up to the front of the classroom and threw the test paper on the teacher’s desk.

“This is the worst test I have ever given.”

The teacher looked up and said, “Young man, you have flunked the test. What’s your name?“

The student pulled up his pant to the knee showing his legs and said, “You tell me”.

One evening, a Hindi professor(who can not speak english)goes to the theatre with his wife.

There he sees his student Rahul but the student doesn’t see him.The next day in school,

STUDENT : Sir, gud morning!

PROFESSOR : A bhery good morning same to tohar. Tumko say bhul gaya ki tomorrow ebhaning, I saw you in the movie thetre with my wife!

STUDENT : What!!!!

Teacher : There is a frog, ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?
Student : 32 yrs.

Teacher : How do you know?
Student : Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

Teacher : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”.

Pappu : I is…

Teacher : No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.”

Pappu : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

An engineering student is walking on campus one day when another engineer rides up on a shiny new motorcycle.

“Where did you get such a rockin’ bike?” asked the first.

The second engineer replied “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, take what you want.”

The second engineer nodded approvingly “Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”

A college student was in a philosophy class, where there was a class discussion about whether or not God exists, The professor had the following logic:

“Has anyone in this class heard God?” Nobody spoke. “Has anyone in this class touched God?” Again, nobody spoke. “Has anyone in this class seen God?”

When nobody spoke for the third time, he simply stated, “Then there is no God.”

The student did not like the sound of this at all, and asked for permission to speak. The professor granted it, and the student stood up and asked the following questions of his classmates:

“Has anyone in this class heard our professor’s brain?” Silence.

“Has anyone in this class touched our professor’s brain?” Absolute silence.

“Has anyone in this class seen our professor’s brain?”

When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded, “Then, according to our professor’s logic, it must be true that our professor has no brain!”

One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didn’t Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time.

On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.

Q.1. Your Name…………………….( 2 MARKS )
Q.2. Which tyre burst?……………( 98 MARKS )

a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right …!!!

Once a teacher was asking the students about their hobbies.

Teacher to boy1: What is your hobby?

Boy1: My hobby is to watch bubbles while taking bath.

Teacher to Boy2: What is your hobby?

Boy2: My hobby is to watch bubbles while taking bath.

Teacher to Boy3: What is your hobby?

Boy3: My hobby is to watch bubbles while taking bath.

Teacher called a girl this time and asked…

Teacher:What is your name?

Girl: My name is ‘Bubbles’