Pak Jokes

Sardar to his friends : For the past one week a girl is disturbing me.

I don’t know how she got my number, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says,

“Please recharge your balance soon.”

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.

Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.

She showed him the instructions on the tin and said, “For best results put on two coats.”

Zail Singh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, Rajiv came home.

Rajiv : How is your MBA preparation?
Zail Singh : Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.

Rajiv : Logic is very easy.
Zailsingh : Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.

Rajiv : OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?

Santa Singh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone.

“Is this one one one one?”, says the voice.

Santa said, “No, this is eleven eleven.”

“Are you sure it isn’t one one one one?”

Again Santa said, “No, this is eleven eleven.”

“Well, wrong number. Sorry to have got you up on the middle of the night.”

Santa replied, “That’s all right, mister. I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway.”

Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didn’t light.

He tried another, It didn’t light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.

“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another man.

Santa replied, “That’s a lucky match stick. I’ll use it again.”

Banta Singh had to be admitted to hospital and was surprised to see Santa Singh on the bed next to him. Santa Singh explained what happened to him.

He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn’t find any hotel.

So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night.

anta called his friend Santa and told him that he recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?Santa said, “Send her some flowers and on the card invite her for a home-cooked meal.”

Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman.

The day after the meal Santa calls Banta and asks about the meal.

Banta, “It was a flop idea.”

Santa, “Didn’t the girl come to your house?”

Banta, “She did, but she refused to cook!”

Buffalo par baithe ek Sardar ko Traffic Police ne roka aur puncha, “aapka helmet kahan hai?” Fine lagega.

Sardar replied, “baawle dhyaan se dekh neche!”

“4 wheelar hai.”

Buffalo par baithe ek Sardar ko Traffic Police ne roka aur puncha, “aapka helmet kahan hai?” Fine lagega.

Sardar replied, “baawle dhyaan se dekh neche!”

“4 wheelar hai.”

Old man Santa limped into the doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, my knee hurts so bad, I can hardly walk!”

The doctor slowly eyed him from head to toe, paused and then said, “Mr. Santa, just how old are you?”

“98!” Santa announced proudly.

The doctor just sighed, and looked at him again…

Once Sardarji was waiting for a bus. After some time bus arrives and does not stop where the Sardarji was standing.

Sardarji keeps running to catch a bus. And after some 500 meters bus stops.

Sardarji ask question to the driver : Oye driver, kya ye bus teri maa lagati hai?

Driver : No

Sardarji : Toh kya ye teri sister lagati hai?

Driver again says : “NO.”

Sardarji : Toh phir chadane ku nahi deta?