Pak Jokes

What do JFK Jr. and a penguin have in common?
They’re both cute as hell and can’t fly!

Yo’ mama so old, her dreams are in black and white!

Yo mama is so fat, when she went to the doctor’s office, they weighed her on the Richter scale!

Yo mama is so fat, when she went to the doctor’s office, they weighed her on the Richter scale!

Mushraf ki niyat

“Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki

Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto””
“”Dard-e-Bhutto””

A kilometre.

Teacher : Peter how do you define a kilometre ?
Peter: It’s easy sir even an infant could tell it.
Teacher : Then tell me.
Peter : Sir a kilometre is the distance in meters you can travel by carrying a load of a kilogram.

there was a lady and she had 3 children and one day 1 went up 2 her and said mummy why is my name rose, the lady answers ‘because i dropped a rose petal on u when u were born the next child says ‘why am i called daisy , the lady answers because i dropped a daisy on u when u were born , her next child says ‘asjkct7buitof75hj’ the lady says shut up fridge

Knock Knock Who’s their Orange Orange who Orange you glad i didn’t say banna.

Knock Knock Who’s their Orange Orange who Orange you glad i didn’t say banna.