Pak Jokes

10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he thinks
his babysitter is gay.

"Whatever makes you think THAT?!!?" says mom.

Timmy replies, "Because his dick tasted like shit!"

Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double- decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush is over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Bannta Singh.

He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, “Are Banta Singh!

What the heck’s going’ on? Why are you scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there ?” Scared Banta replies. “Yeah, but you’ve got a *driver.* “

What do you call a sardar who has only one drink? Just-one Singh.

What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer? Just-beer Singh (’T’ silent!).
How did the Sardar try to kill the bird? He threw it off a cliff.
Why can’t Sardars make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe.
Why do Sardars work seven days a week? So you don’t have to re-train them on Monday

Once a sardar watches an english movie and disscusses about the film the next day with his friend

SARDAR: saala kal raat maine 3 ghannte ka ek english picture ki CD dekhi ,na koi scenes dikhe na koi awaaz sunni ,

FRIEND:picture ka naam kya tha?????

SARDAR:” NO DISC INSERTED”

GRHAMBLE
Found telephone.
EDISON
Found electric bulb.
MARCONI
Found radio.
COLUMBUS
Found amrica.

Tusi bas internet te joke hi padi jayoo nalayakooooooo….

Chaiwala : Bholi si surat, aankho mein masti, door khadi sharmaye, hai hai.

Ladki : Kali si surat, hatho mein kitli, door khada chillaye, chai chai.

Aik Admi Coffee Shop Pr Gaya Aur Coffee Ka Order Diya.
Waiter Order Le kr gaya Aur Door Ja Kr Kuch Ishara Krne Laga.
Thori Der Bad Us ne BiLL La kr Rkh Diya.

Admi: Ye Kya..!!! Meri Coffee Kahan hai..???

Waiter: Samajhdaar K Liye Ishara Hi Coffee hai..

A Boy ToLd his Friend, “Yar Aik Lrki Mujh ko Hans K Dekh rahi hai”

Frnd: Sahi se Dekh, Hans k Dekh rahi hai Ya Dekh k Hans Rahi hai..

Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?

Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar.

So Cross Eyed

Yo mamma’s cross-eyed, she threw a rock at the ground and missed!